I called my local video store the other day to reserve a movie.
"Do you have the new Sean Penn movie Mystic River?" I asked.
The woman at the store said she had never heard of it.
"Are you sure it stars Sean Penn? she asked.
"Yes" so I spelled it, "M-Y-S-T-I-C R-I-V-E-R?"
"Oh Mystic River!!! I thought you were saying Mr. Griver."
"I WAS saying Mystic River!"
"Oh sure, we have that."