Thursday, December 08, 2005
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Math Magic
Try this one!
1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer?
1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer?
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Why I fired My Secretary
I didn't want to do it... but I had to.
WHY%20I%20FIRED%20MY%20SECRETARY.doc
WHY%20I%20FIRED%20MY%20SECRETARY.doc
Life's Unanswerable Questions
You know those pestering questions in life that no one seems to have the answer to... well here's a list.
Life%27s%20Unanswerable%20Questions.doc
Life%27s%20Unanswerable%20Questions.doc
Friday, September 30, 2005
Life Drawing Using Flash
If anyone ever questioned how computers have changed the way we look at art, this should clear it up. It's amazing!
Friday, September 23, 2005
Cat Dancing
Here's someone who had a little too much time on his hands. Make sure the volume's up.
kitty_cat_dance.wmv
kitty_cat_dance.wmv
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Another Rooney-ism
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she
doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do. And, it's usually something
more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot
what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend because she
doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is
far sexier than her younger counterparts,
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like
one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand
with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there
is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool
of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage.
Amen to that!!
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she
doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do. And, it's usually something
more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot
what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend because she
doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is
far sexier than her younger counterparts,
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like
one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand
with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there
is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool
of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage.
Amen to that!!
Doo-Wop Horses
Wait for the entire screen to load up with all four
>> horses and a fence in front of them. Then click on
>> each horse.
>> Make sure your sound is on. Re-click on any horse to
>> make it turn off or turn it back on again .
>> Somebody did some real wizardry of programming to
>> coordinate this!
>> Try clicking on the horses from left to right then
>> right to left then just one or two at a time...
>> It's fun and a good stress reliever.
>> Have fun! (Thanks to Ginny)
>> horses and a fence in front of them. Then click on
>> each horse.
>> Make sure your sound is on. Re-click on any horse to
>> make it turn off or turn it back on again .
>> Somebody did some real wizardry of programming to
>> coordinate this!
>> Try clicking on the horses from left to right then
>> right to left then just one or two at a time...
>> It's fun and a good stress reliever.
>> Have fun! (Thanks to Ginny)
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