1 – 2 – 3 cha cha cha...... this is funny (Thanks to Steve)
DUIStop.wmv
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Friday, November 12, 2004
The Amazing Bounce Dryer Sheet
And all this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer!
> > > It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also
repels mice.. spread them around foundation areas, or in trailers or
cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.
> > > It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get
opened too often.
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> > > It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also
repels mice.. spread them around foundation areas, or in trailers or
cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.
> > > It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get
opened too often.
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Thursday, November 11, 2004
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Queen Exposed To More Than She Expected
Having one's picture taken sitting next to the Queen is usually no sniggering matter.
Particularly when it's an official photograph of the battalion in full uniform
and Her Majesty is there in her role as commander of the armed forces.
But Colonel Simon West didn't appear to be taking the occasion too seriously yesterday.
In his cap, jacket and spats, his hands on his knees and his ankles crossed,
he sat proudly in the front row of the 1st Battalion of the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders,
next to the Queen.
But unlike his comrades, he hadn't taken the time to adjust his sporran and kilt for decency.
And judging by the grin on his face, the colonel knew exactly what he was doing.
queen_kilt.jpg
Particularly when it's an official photograph of the battalion in full uniform
and Her Majesty is there in her role as commander of the armed forces.
But Colonel Simon West didn't appear to be taking the occasion too seriously yesterday.
In his cap, jacket and spats, his hands on his knees and his ankles crossed,
he sat proudly in the front row of the 1st Battalion of the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders,
next to the Queen.
But unlike his comrades, he hadn't taken the time to adjust his sporran and kilt for decency.
And judging by the grin on his face, the colonel knew exactly what he was doing.
queen_kilt.jpg
Jumper
A police officer sent this to me. It is not for the faint of heart. If
you have a weak stomach, then don't look at the URL. It is a picture of
the demise of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows him
with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the
faces of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this
is real.
http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg
you have a weak stomach, then don't look at the URL. It is a picture of
the demise of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows him
with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the
faces of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this
is real.
http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg
Saturday, November 06, 2004
Florida's New Voting Machines
Now I understand how Bush won Florida so easily this time.Voting_Machine.wmv
Interesting Useless Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
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enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
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