Another Rooney-ism

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most

of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of

the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't

care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she

doesn't sit around whining about it. She does

something she wants to do. And, it's usually something

more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be

assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and

from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot

what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a

screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle

of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve

it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think

they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often

undeserved. They know what it's like to be

unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce

you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man

will often ignore even her best friend because she

doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30

couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends

because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to

confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always

know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red

lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is

far sexier than her younger counterparts,

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell

you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like

one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand

with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of

reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every

stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there

is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool

of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you

can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire

Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Amen to that!!

Doo-Wop Horses

Wait for the entire screen to load up with all four
>> horses and a fence in front of them. Then click on
>> each horse.
>> Make sure your sound is on. Re-click on any horse to
>> make it turn off or turn it back on again .
>> Somebody did some real wizardry of programming to
>> coordinate this!
>> Try clicking on the horses from left to right then
>> right to left then just one or two at a time...
>> It's fun and a good stress reliever.
>> Have fun! (Thanks to Ginny)