I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, Start out
dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling
better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect
your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day. You work 40 years at increasingly easier jobs until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're
generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary
school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you
become a baby, then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters
everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.=============